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IMMA MAKE THIS BLOG PURTYYER

2006-06-17T12:54:00.000+08:00

hello, natalie here.

perhaps; the anonymous taggers/spammers are TOO AFRAID to come. :DD

and naughty-nette didnt come for project on thursday. OKAY, not bcos she didnt wanna. some choir thingamajigger. :(

todays topic: ... GAAH, I CANT BLOODAYE THINK OF ONE!
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nette told me quite some time ago that..
tall people are more likely to get ruptured-lungs. and i kinda didnt believe her.
cos, i mean; not like every tall person in town is having it aye?

aiya someone squeeze my head through a tumour jar.
i'm SUPER-ly not thinking.
i CANT.
everyones out at the stinking beach. WHATS SO NICE ABOUT THE FISHY REEKING SMELL and SAND STUCK BETWEEN YOUR butt-LINE? :

2006-05-06T11:11:00.000+08:00

OMG!! nette, DINT TELL ME TO STAY LAA..
IM SOSOOSOSOS JEALOUS OKAY!
hello?! you all TALKED TO HIM? MY GOD.. IM SCREAMING!! [as you can see] AYE, SO WASTED CAN. I'D RATHER HATE MYSELF FOREVER. [haha, just kidding] IM FEELING SO SOSOOSO undescribable. MMMMM, ANYWAY, SHE ACCEPTED MY TESTI. YAYYAYYAY. BUT BIG DEAL LA, YOURS IS A BIGGER DEAL. [you know what im TALKING about] i just HAPPEN TO DROP BY AT NETS UNITED AND BOOM! OUTRAGEOUSNESS. [oh, anyway, about the yesterday thingus, its okay...] SIGHS, YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW MUCH IM FUMING RIGHT NOW. GEEZ, UNFAIRUNFAIRUNFAIR! WHY DOES THE BEST PARTS GO TO YOU'RE. HMMPH.

ANYWAYS, AHHH, MY GOD. I MISSED IT. IM SUPER JUMPY RIGHT NOW. I CAN EVEN VENT MY ANGER ON THE KEYBOARDS. SIGHS.

an EVEN more perfect day.

2006-05-05T22:54:00.000+08:00

okay, firstly i would like to apologise to dear Nat for my behavior today. im sorry it upsetted you greatly and i wouldnt wanna fight over a dumb photocopying machine. so... sorry. i had no idea it was so important to you. hope you'll forgive me though. i promise to be a BETTER friend okay.

and i REALLY didnt wanna blog abt today cos it is FAR TOO EVENTFUL. yeah im weird. the more eventful my day is, the more i DUN WANNA blog abt it. haha. but i decided that today was a really important day and i would wanna keep it in my memory forever, hence this blog entry. but its really personal to me, and so i dun really want anyone else to read it. cos it'll be embarrassing. but sadly, i dunno how to ''hide'' this entry. so....

anyway, you probably already knew abt the whole Me-not-following-Nat-to-the-photocopy-machine-and-thus-annoying-her-fiasco. so... on to the next part of the day. after school. me and Maria and Nat went to the fourth floor where our friend was. then when she came out we saw her TOTALLY drenched in water. haha. we then learnt that the students poured buckets of water on her. but she,being a good sport, let them. so, after that it was time for her farewell party. where we tagged along with Clara and SongWei and friends to the place of the party. we were NOT gatecrashing though, cos we didt join in the party. the party was in the canteen. we bought food and sat down to eat. we changed our places 3 times to get a better view of her party. until we were almost RIGHT in front of her. as in we were very near her. so then my junior came over and i asked her to help me **** * ******* ** ***. (sorry,figure out yourself.) in which she did, then she went back to the party. they were talking and laughing. i later realised that my juniors were telling her : ''these are the sec two girls who love you very much and always finds you in the library.'' I ALMOST FAINTED WHEN MY JUNIOR TOLD ME THAT THEY SAID THOSE STUFF. then they asked us to join the party but obviously we refused. then Nat had to leave then, cos her Mom came. so when we refused, Gennifer told us that she was gonna get her to come to our table and talk to us. then me and Maria started hyperventilating and we kept saying NO NO NO! then we begged Parveena and Hiranya to stay with us. then apparently she said ''wait la. i must celebrate with my class first.'' den her students told her to ''specially open a bag of chips for us'', then she like shy shy look at the bag, then carefully opened it as though looking for something and told her students ''give it to them''. so then we refused to take it although we ate like one or two pieces. cos its SUPER embarrassing. Maria kept pushing it away and i was blushing furiously. then the 1/9ers went back to their table and i think they were talking abt us. then she was like using her mouth to take out the candles frm the cake cos her students told him to. she obliged. then Gennifer started dragging me to their table and i was so scared and refused to let myself be dragged. but eventually we went and said ''hi'' and she replied ''hi'' shyly. with his face covered with choc cream. oh and before that Dori kept urging me to go there and i was super super embarrassed. i kept wanting to run away but the sec ones were dragging me. so after we said hi, we quickly ran up to choir.

haha and we saw him after choir again. so that concludes her last day at TKGS. (actually, it doesnt, but im lazy to type.) haha.

whoots!

2006-05-03T15:42:00.000+08:00

whoots!!!!!!!! me and Maria are in the library now. and SHE is here too! just now before choir actually SHE came out and sat at the table! den SLY and frens could see him! but den that idiot SLY went home! arghh! okay me and Maria gtg choir now! hope we see him later! ")))))))))))))))) WE LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ciao

2006-04-25T15:53:00.000+08:00

got tagged by my sister (www.whowillremember.blogspot.com). her's blog's quite nice.

seven random facts about me:
1. i get irratable quite easily. and when i do, i snap at pple.
2. i think i done this quiz thing before, but shall do it again.
3. i like to crap around and people say i'm lame.
4. i like squidward's witty sarcasm.
5. i hate spongebob coz he's an idiot yet he ALWAYS turns out to be a winner. lol
6. nerdy as it seems, i visit Heymath cos pple say its useful.
7. i like English and words and Lit and all things to do with eng.

seven celebrity crushes
1. ** ***!!! (i used the *s not because its a bad word or wat. its to protect the identity of this person, even though to some of you people probably knows who he is. okay so he's not a celebrity, but still...)
2.** ***!!!
3.** ***!!!
4.** ***!!!
5.** ***!!!
6. erm... some random guys on TV.
7. ditto. haiya no CELEBRITY crushes at the moment la. lol!

seven qualities i want in a potential boyfriend/girlfriend
1. MUST love me whole-heartedly, regardless of what flaws i MAY have. LOL!
2. materialistic as it sounds, he must be good-looking. and rich.
3. loyal to me. no ogling at other girls while with me. or NOT with me also cannot ogle. yes, i get jealous easily. haha
4. smart. high intellect level. good with words.
5. witty. humorous. thats a very important quality to me. i cant bear to date an overly- serious guy.
6. copied from my sister, but i think it's very true: actually if you like the person, all this things don't really matter, do they? You'll just love the person wholeheartedly and accept him for who he is, shortcomings and all. Just that there'll be quarrels, conflicts blah blah. Inevitable.
7. hmm... good-looking again. LOL!

seven things that scare me
1. insects.
2. horror movies.
3. psycho-maniacs.
4. important exams.
5. not sure.
6. ditto.
7. why must all the questions be 7 answers ar?

seven random songs at the moment
1. 'have a good day' Click Five.
2. a song that's in my sister's Jason Mraz cd.
3.''hui you na me yi tian'' by JJ Lin.
4. 'Elephant'. some double bass song that i'm hearing now.
5. 'Quant Ja'i Ouy Le Tambourin' choir song. composed by Charles Duc'd Orleans.
6. 'Essassa' choir song. composed by Ko Matsushita
7. have a bad day. by i dont know who. i just heard the song today

seven things i like the most
1. Family
2.Friends
3.** ***
4.Shopping
5.Reading
6.Sop One
7.Choir

seven things i plan to do before i die
1.Get married.
2.Fall in love.
3.Establish my career.
4.Earn lots of money.
5.Travel round the world.
6.Have children.
7.Be a professional singer.

seven things i say the most
1. right...
2. *squeal*
3. Science/Math should be the bane of human existance!
4. i saw... ** *** ! *squeal*
5. hahaha
6. cant think of anymore.
7. let me know when you think of smth i say often, okay?

seven people i want to do this
1.Natalie
2.Suzanna
3.Gina
4.Charmaine
5.Whoever.
6.Whoever

A Perfect Day

2006-04-13T23:11:00.000+08:00

Today was very eventful... lotsa things happened, so keep your eyes peeled for a L-O-N-G blog entry ahead... ;)

Okay, first in the morning we had assembly at the parade square, then one announcement was about the Thai girls in TKGS, they were like teaching us Thai words and it was quite funny, then i happen to see the cookie monster laughing to himself. HAHA then he was like so fidgety! he kept walking here and there. then when Mrs Chia said that the teachers could leave the parade square first, i saw that he was the first to CHEONG off. HAHA! ;)

Then during recess, the MINI-FAN CLUB , which comprises me,Nat,Dorisa,Maria and Sarah Leela, went to the library to STALK him! AHAHA! for FUN only la! and so we waited, and waited, and waited. BUT he didnt come. :( so we dejectedly went down to eat... after which we trudged back to class sadly. AND!!! i just released that NATALIE HAS A PENCHANT FOR UTTERING GIBBERISH. like today during M.E.P, we suddenly started ''speaking'' Japanese. note the '' ''s. they were there for a reason. because we were inventing our own nonsensical language that sounded Japanese. Natalie invented her ''HOTONAYO'' which meant big, ''KIKITAYO'', which meant small, and ''HATANE'', which meant medium-sized. HAHA you really should have heard her speak it. she made all of us laugh with her exagerrated accent and hand gestures. HAHA!

AFTER SCHOOL. the funniest and most exciting part of the day. i needed to stay back for Eng Project, so i went to the canteen to eat. after buying my food, i heard Dorisa shout: '' JEANETTE!!!'' after which she pointed at..... GUESS WHO? yes jackpot! *ding ding* COOKIE MONSTER!!! he was walking in the canteen. and i was like trying to balance my wobbly plate of chicken chop and he was like walking right beside me! HAHA it occured to me later that it must have been SO obvious that we were talking abt him! abt Dorisa's whole shouting my name and pointing at him thing. AHAHA! after that, something so appalling happened that it ALMOST MADE MY EYEBALLS POP OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS. lol. these stupid disgusting little Sec One girls sitting at one of the benches, suddenly shouted out :'' MISTER GOH!!! WE WANT YOUR ATTENTION!'' talk about being subtle. i know right, i mean. he prolly doesnt even know what they are trying to get at. -.- NOT. wonder what they teach at primary school nowadays. ''Flirting 101''? and the worst thing is : the cookie monster actually went to them and chatted and laughed with them. those disgusting sec ONES makes my skin crawl. so then we ate and went to the library to research, where we saw him AGAIN! haha he was at the staff corner in the library. and we were spying at him! HAHAAH and we kept giggling and giggling like teenage schoolgirls(which we ARE,but that's not the point.). he seems to have this perculiar THING abt him that makes us giggle. haha. even Dorisa, who refuses to admit that he's cute, giggled. in fact, SHE GIGGLED THE LOUDEST! HAHA! then i guess it was VERY OBVIOUS that we were spying on him. haha!

After that we went on with our project and went home. AND I CANT BELIEVE NAT ADDED HIM ON FRIENDSTER!imean, since when do u go around adding pple whom you barely know on friendster? and the worst thing is,he accepted her friend request almost immediately. which means that he must be a constant computer- go- er. haha and i saw all his pics. i cant believe his hair used to be blonde (dyed.) ok ciao for now! :)

net im BLOGGING!! woots

2006-04-05T21:51:00.000+08:00

hello! im finally bck. SORRY NETTE for not blogging for so loooong.
btw, we've been thinking of some poems lately.. not sure abt this OR that or maybe the OTHER.. here goes one.
TWITS -boy shoulda done this a long time ago!! its quite long and DOESNT have any HIDDEN MEANINGS so its what i call 'explicit' muahahas. hope you agree.
twits, twits,
you simply have no wits.
bringing upon shame,
with words that sound so lame.
ooh ''nice'' mascara,
well better say tata!
you look like witches,
let alone bitches.
dont needa brag abt ur goldfish-eyes,
"WOW they're SO nice"-those are just lies.
whats with the pouting lips?
you look more like dweebs!
they simply cant spell,
im sure you can tell.
"mii habb l0tshh 0f jiiex,
leiiterr c0me fiind y0u nehhx!"
wadever! i just dont care,
its not like they really dare.
stop typing depressing phrases,
they keep us sleepy and in dazes.
why must you be so extra?
with "ii" "rr" "xx" "shh", -wadevah
you all are so cheap,
THIS FASHION -eep!!
everything's abt love and broken xXhartXx,
i really feel like throwing darts.
we're not being mean,
but you're all too thick-skinned.
fine, maybe we're just envying,
but whatever for? OKAY, im faking.
what's so good abt being act-cute?
to attract an ahbeng dude?
mymy, poor taste,
you're sucha waste.
ahlian looks and dressing,
tsktsk, we're detesting.
so much negative things abt you,
oh IM SORRY, im sucha fool..
to have written all abt your twittish act,
and not leaving you any time to react.
so i better stop here,
to give you chances to change, my DEAR.

-natalie ng 06. COOL rite. sry, we're controversial.

heys :)

2006-04-03T14:35:00.000+08:00

hey pple! Nette here! back at long last! yeah i know i have not been posting for a long long time. because of my injured arm... anyway! juz to clarify things... MUSEUM OF TWITS IS hacked.by a dumb twit. how ironic. ;) so now the REAL MOT moved to : www.musuem-of-tits.blogspot.com. (yeah, i noe... TITS lol ;)) go read! i simply ADORE mot! they rock! their posts are all oh-so-hilarious. especially DROP-DEAD-HANDSOME PRING!! whoots! ~ii lurbee pRiing woRxx.~
mot's like we NETS' inspiration or smth. :) and can u believe Pring's like only 16? coz he says he's gonna take his 'O's. wow. how awe-inspiring. bet his English sure very good. :) and though MOT blog quite rarely now, their posts are definitely worth waiting for! :) what am I? a walking MOT advertisement? LOL! anyway, MOT is, to me, a much better blog than the other so called ''famous blogs'' like Xiaxue and KennySia. no offense. i juz happen to find MOT's posts hilarious. hilarious enough to make me laugh out loud when im reading the posts. i especially LOVE their post, the one abt Maple Story. its under their All Time Favourites. :)

anyway, if NETS say MOT is nice, MOT will be DEFINITELY nice! :) coz we nets hav HIGH EXPECTATIONS of our reading entertainment. :) ok, bye! :)
p.s: Nat doesnt even blog here anymore... :(

i detest PDA

2006-03-19T16:49:00.000+08:00

I detest Public Display of Affection. or PDA , as it is more commonly known as.
in case you didnt already know, PDA, as its name suggests, means people displaying their affection for their lover in public by the means of kissing, hugging,etc,etc.

today when i was in the MRT, patiently waiting for the train to reach my station, i saw this guy, who was like repeatedly groping his girlfriend's butt. i was so disgusted with him that i nearly wanted to shout : '' KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, YOU JERK'' but obviously, i didnt. instead, i juz sort of rolled my eyes. i dun think the person saw lah. i feel so sorry for the lady. i mean HOW could she allow her bf to touch her like this?

i find it so degrading to females. (Jeanette, the feminist, thats me. :D)

on a totally irrelevant note, TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF HOLIDAY before we trudge back to school with a heavy heart. haha oh well, at least u get to meet ur frens. ciao now! :)

bimbo POEM!!

2006-03-18T14:49:00.000+08:00

THE bimbo POEM
by:natalie ng.

bimbos who like pink,
dont have brains to think.
they have fake boobies,
and all that botox gives me the coodies.
they are so vain,
they dont care abt pain.
whats with the prada bags?
they make them look like old hags.
those witchy manicures,
are no better than pedicures.
"where is my blusher?
without it i'll stutter!"
"ohmy, you broke my nail!
im so gonna send you to jail!!"
they care so much abt their weight,
all they can do is vomit on a date.
why put make-up at your age?
i'll only put it when i'm engaged.
"hey look at my cute chihuahua!
it can even call me mama"
since they're so filthy rich,
all they do is bitch.
so here's what i think i might do,
i'll RIP their miniskirts while they go 'boohoo'
quit swishing that blonde hair,
who even cares?
with plastic surgery everyday,
i wonder how they live okay.
so do you still wanna be a bimbo?
oh, NEVERMIND, i gotta go.

the end. [told you it was controversial] but OHWELL?!
strictly COPYRIGHTED 2006.

Class Bonding RAWKS!!! hurhurhur like TOTALLY(nat, totally kyle voice) ;)

2006-03-14T22:54:00.000+08:00

The class bonding barbeque thing totally RAWKED. it was ,(insert Parveena's voice) AWESOME!!! i am so gonna blog abt everything.

Firstly, me and Nat met at Simei MRT. den we attempted to go to Preaw/Serene 's house. but it turned out we went the WRONG WAY. HAHAHA so in the end Serene and Preaw had to ''save'' us. we arrived there at like around 3:30. HAHAHA and the condo is so totally cool and posh. I LOVE THE POOL. its so totally zen-like. and Serene told us that since the condo is like sorta U shaped, whatever we say can be heard by the condo residents. cool ehs, so they cannot gossip abt their neighbours. lol. den we were mostly talking and playing wif the pool water and stuff.

And we started taking some pictures and videos. i had this idea of pretending to advertise for the fruit tree drink. Serene helped us video it. First was the sexayy advertisement. we totally (or rather, I)(coz Nat was busy laughing) put on this sultry and trying to be sexy voice. haha den second comercial was the Preaw inspired PAI KIA advertisement. i was like taking the fruit tree can and banging the table and i said : ''DRINK FRUIT TREE. OR ELSE.'' lol! den the third installment of the fruit tree commercial was twit-inspired. me and Nat put on this totally twitish voice complete with the ''tiish'' and ''derr norhx''. we were like : '' dwiink fwuiit twee worxx. coshh its berii derr sweett derr norrhs.'' and we were like doing the twit poses. eg, using ur finger to poke ur cheek. hahaha

And then Serene kept saying me and Nat were very funny and that she wanted to take pictures of us. haha coz we kept doing these funny poses. we really very funny meh? haha den we thought of another advertisement for HOT DOGS. they were Paris Hilton inspired. as in the Carls Jr ad. we were like closing our eyes and licking the hot dog and saying in the wannabe sexayy voice : Mmm... hot dogs... HAHAHAHAHA it was totally hilarious.

and Preaw and Serene have like totally good estimation. there was like totally enough food for everyone. coz always when i go barbeques, there isnt enough food. oh and credit goes to Claire and Gina too, for buying enough marshmallows. den Preaw brought out her Hersheys chocolate sauce. YUM. and Gina can like totally barbeque yummy marshmallows. they are like soft and gooey inside. drench the marshmallow with the chocolate sauce and what do you get? you get paradise in your mouth. YUM!!!!! den me and Dorisa were like making these lame awards. haha. AND I LOVE YAN YAO'S CROCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are like totally light weight and comfy! i noe coz i tried them on. and it makes you walk faster!!! and it floats on water! so wat if it looks a little weird. the design grows on you, after awhile.

after alot of pple left, we were like taking lotsa pics of the late leavers. haha and me and Nat wrote a ''Best Guest Award'' for ourselves. HAHA coz we came at 3.30 and i left at like 9:30. we totally stayed the longest. and then when Preaw was ''presenting'' my award, she went like '' the best guest award. presented to... NATALIE!'' den when she realised her mistake, i was like totally whacking her! HAHAHA!

so yeah to wrap things up, the BBQ was extremly well planned. i would like to thank Serene's and Preaw's house , for contributing the food and their condo. and everyone who came and made the event a success. oh my, i sound like a star award speech. ''i would like to thank my producers and blah blah blah. and the ah soh who helps to clean my office everyday.'' haha my point is, im like thanking everyone. ok shant crap anymore, ciao! :)

2006-03-12T21:40:00.000+08:00

BEFORE AFTER

HILARY DUFF- MAKEOVER?!

2006-03-12T21:18:00.000+08:00

HILARY DUFF -FACELIFT OR JUST GROWING UP?
thats the burning question in my head when i saw her darn pictures and did a comparison. WHOA. thats alot. and i think she did something to HER USED-TO-BE-ROUNDED face dont you agree? i mean look at her now, the baby fats are gone and she looks so.. shrunk-up. like an old hag. although she does look better, which she obviously wants to happen, but AHEM? its not nice to be UNNATURAL... ok fine. if you feel its kinda useless talking abt this subject then well, FERRGET IT. cos, i realy have absolutely NTH to talk abt actualy. ohwell... wat tough luck. nette definitely has wayWAYWAY much more to talk abt ehhs???!!! awwh, i feel low-esteemed.

`natalie.

i like titles even though Nat doesnt

2006-03-07T12:13:00.000+08:00

hey! Jeanette here. Nat is blogging beside me. Right now we're in the computer lab, not paying attention to the warthog lookalike teacher. yep we're (supposed to be) doing Adobe.
[dorisa:that's baD!!!! BUT OH WELL.....]
hahaha!!! hmm... Nat and Dori[because jeanette has a junior called dory ] have been saying i use profound english, but i dun think so leh! see i use SINGLISH leh! HAHA

dorisa here: jeanette is busy searching to look for some thing on the net.

yep... BACK! today was... kinda normal day lah... oh yeah, miracles of miracles! PANG DIDNT GIVE US ANY HW TODAY!!! WHOOHOO!!! oh yeah during lesson today Preaw gave Pang THAT LOOK , den Pang went : '' this is a look of rebellion , i will see you after class to talk to you.'' BUT THEN SHE FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT!!!! hahahaha! lucky Preaw escaped from the evil clutches of Pang Sai Jua!

Oh and today me and Nat were like trying to ignore Gina coz of her meaness towards Nat. Nat told me all abt it today. i would be like super embarrassed if Gina did this to me. But i would probably attack her and say sumthing bout her using tweezers to pluck her nose hair. hahaha. all i can say is ... LUCKILY SHES NOT IN MY CCA. i hope shes repentant now though...

oh and we received our Lit marks back today... i scored a measly 13.5 for the written one , and 14 for the dramatisation. overall B3. :( in sec one i used to get A2s.

i have no inspiration today, so shant blog anymore! ciao! ps: like 200 plus pple read our blog! :)

2006-03-06T12:13:00.000+08:00

hello!! i KNOW its been sucha longlong time since i blogged here. no inspiration la. and i noe tt nette missed me alot RITE?? hahaha, following nette's egoistism. =X and guess wat, today when gina talked we were like, -do you hear some annoying BUZZ arnd here.. lalala, and whenever she came arnd and TALK to us we went -again- IGNORE. muahaha. ya of cos, it IS mean but thts for getting back at her sarcasm AND humiliation AND 'bog-mouth-ness' [[sorry gina, its for your own GOOD..]] okiedokies. so if she feels the same way as we did bcos of her, then we SUCCEEDED. but if she realy dint change then we'll be WORST. and we just saw a terribly SICK thing which SOME ppl are obsesssed with. ok im not gonna say who. but u can guess who. and she threatened to kill me.

Do examinations determine your intellegence?

2006-02-24T22:43:00.000+08:00

its not often that i,(Jeanette) like to blog about personal matters. because i feel that i blog solely for entertainment purposes. i usually do not like to bare my life out for the world to read. now is one of the rare times i blog about them though. this entry is going to be personal and honest. So dont read on if you dont wanna.

Lately, i really feel that my self esteem/confidence level is decreasing rapidly. there are definitely more tears flowing. the cause of it is my abysmal CA reaults. i dont know. does a person's test results determine his/her intelligence level? maybe Mrs Pang is right. maybe smartness IS determined solely based on academic results. Oh, no. i cant believe i typed that. you know something is definitely wrong with you when you think Mrs Pang is right.

But i cant help pondering over this issue. maybe im not intelligent at all. maybe all along i've been kidding myself about my intelligence. i've always believed myself to have '' natural intelligence''. i guess i was wrong. by '' natural intelligence'' i mean that i thought i was the sort of person who could do well in things that were tested out of the textbook. it was something i was proud to have. except i guess... i dont have it after all. in my mind, i know who had ''natural intelligence''. Suzanna, definitely. She never ceases to amaze me by the fact that she almosts never pay attention in class (no offense!) , but she could still do well in all her tests. plus shes an all- rounder. i've always admired all rounders. how they can be good at everything is beyond me. Suzanna's good at her studies, good at music, good at sports. Basically good at everything. PLUS she actually HAS a life. she seems to me like she has time to go out after school. Sigh, i am SO jealous.

i thought i had natural intelligence too. Because for Chinese, the tests are completely out of the textbook, and i always managed to score better than people who studied and studied for it. my results were not bad too. For other subjects too, i did better in things tested out of the textbook.

But now im not too sure. maybe i've always kidded about my intelligence. i thought i was at least, a TEENY LITTLE BIT smart. i found myself witty, even.

i guess i was deluded. because im not smart. i guess intelligence does come from one's exam results.

Oh, dont say I influenced you to lower your self esteem or whatever shit. i didnt force you to read this entry. i warned you at the start.

Poor Natalie.......

2006-02-17T22:15:00.000+08:00

Since poor Natalie's computer has been hidden again, i (Jeanette) shall update this blog for her.
Natalie so poor thing can, she got booked wrongly. as in what was supposed to be 1(or 2) booking slip/s turned in to 4 booking slips. simply ridiculous lah. all that Hamster's fault. and today the atrocious hamster made YET ANOTHER ridiculous rule. she said this "Girls, the spiral staircase is strictly meant for the use of teachers. Those caught using that staircase will be booked.'' Pure shit, i tell you. please. booked for using a stupid staircase. i bet she just made up that stupid rule. its NOT even a rule. its NOT even in our reflections book. if these new rules just keep popping up all of a sudden, then the ''school rules'' part in our reflections book have to be reprinted dunno how many times. that hamster is SO nonsensical. i like the way Parveena put it. she said, : ''next time we will probably be booked for breathing the wrong air in TKGS.''

Oh, and Preaw told us that a prefect told her that next year, the WHOLE belt in our pinafore, including the front, will be permanently sewn, so nobody can rip their belt ever. but dunno if its true though. so dumb. whats the use of a belt if the ''belt'' (note the quotations) is stuck permanently to the pinafore as part of it. then we'll all look like the PLMGS girls, their school uniform the whole ''belt'' in sewn. except we're prolly going to look EVEN WORSE then them. coz our pinafore is green and our belt is also of the same shade of green. so whats the use of a belt?
-_-'''

enough about atrocious hamsters and rules. today me and Nat and Dori and a whole bunch of Band and String pple (i was the only chorister there) went to Studio Cafe to sort of celebrate Claire's birthday. IT WAS SO FUN!!!! the cafe's REALLY cool! like there are like two places in the cafe lah. the outside got the plasma TV and can see all the sicko Britney Spears MTVs. We sat in the inside place though.got drumset! but we didnt see any bands perform. but still, the atmosphere was just so nice! coz we(as in like abt 20 of us) arranged the tables and chairs together a la conference meeting style. very weird but cute. haha. then the ordering food part was SO confusing. HAHA! and Dionne was like telling everyone to stop watching the sicko MTVs, but then SHE HERSELF WATCH IT LA. SO FUNNY. we were like all laughing like crazy. so fun! the food was okay lah, not say very nice. quite overpriced too. but i LOVE LOVE LOVE the atmosphere there. so fun! den in the end when the bill came out, we saw that all of us eat the food until $69 dollars leh. WAH! but i only ate a chicken burger and drank a freeze.

and then the funniest part was when we were leaving. me and Nat and Dori saw everyone taking the Studio Cafe keychain, den we ask them where they take from. then we rushed to take the keychain from the shop. after taking it, i guiltily confessed to Nat and Dori that actually, i wasnt going to use the keychain at all. then both of them also agreed that they too, were not inending to use the keychain. then i asked : " THEN WHY WE TAKE IT HUH?'' and i answered my own question. i said it was probably because it was free and we are like typical kiasu Singaporeans. HAHAHA. oh well. cheap thrills i guess. ;)

next time go Studio Cafe must go in big group, if not not fun.

poem

2006-02-12T00:06:00.000+08:00

Jeanette here! feast your eyes! in a few moments' time , you, nets blog reader, are going to read one of the greatest literary works ever! (yeah, right.) but only 2/9 ers will understand the poem though. so....... Behold! our poem.... entitled......

''Ode To Mrs Pang''

Dear Mrs Pang,
it REALLY isnt fun,
when you treat us like kiddies.
it gives us the giddies.
We hate it when you do your 'Supermans' and 'Batmans'.
And when you act all super tensed.
When you start flaring up,
you make us shocked till we hiccup.
and your crazy sense of PANGtuality,(ha! Nat i edited this)
is driving us to insanity.

Beneath your cutesy pie image,
lies a cruel heart, hard as steel.
Oh Pang, Oh Pang,
How we hate the sai you pang. (as in pang sai, geddit?!)

We also hate your ''A students'' speech.
So what if we are ''A students'' ?
That was in Primary Six,
for Goodness' Sake.
Stop dwelling on the past,
Or else we're sure to end up LAST.

We hate the weird way you say the word ''minus''.
We think you're so deluded.
We think you're such a liar.
Don't kid yourself, we're ''A students'' no more.

But now we're not angry,
we're merely amused,
by your crazy antics.
And poor Gina's been brainwashed.
By the evil, evil, Pang Sai Jua. (as in hokkien for toilet paper, GEDDIT?!)

THE END

hope you enjoyed our poem :) okay, so its not exactly the greatest literary work ever, but still... X) okay bye for now! :)

cyndi wang -ughh

2006-02-07T22:22:00.000+08:00

"y0y0y0", "heyheyhey" "tatata" all catchy phrases by the oh-so-famous singer, cyndi wang. yes, many twits should be screaming at her feet rite now. awwh, just look at those twittish poses, songs, dances, and BEHAVIOUR.. so act cute WORRX. almost EVERYTHING i see abt her is act cute. recently, i saw her concert stuff on tv. YUCKK blehh GROSS. she was suppose to sing this song, which for no stupid reason was touching.. her outta-their-minds-fans were like supporting her wit their screams. and she went *breathing heavily* den she turned around and started to sing with her quakey voice tht turned out off-pitched. ohwell, she started fighting back her tears [hardly] and sobbed along.. finaly, she couldnt help it, she turned around like a childish lil girl and stayed there rubbing her eyes. saying: WO ZHEN DE HEN *sob* GAN DONG.. [yeayeayea, wats so touching abt tht dumb song she sang]. and ohyea, all her costumes were just plain cartoonish. even the pics on her album looked like total twits. and its obvious with her fringey hair, ultra-LARGE eyelashes and all, she had to act in those shows where shes tht innocent dependable immature girl who ya, cries her way through. hmm.. her voice i can say is not bad but she shouldnt keep singing this kinda tunes which match childish dances. oh i guess its done. enuf criticism [its not gd yea].

AHH.. finaly ALL let outt.
HEY HEY the other net jeanette is here, SPOILING Natt's POST!!! WAHAHAHAH our guest of hounour , Dory is going to say or rather type some words.

jeanette had to do *drum roll*...ok so it's MT lesson now n we r in d com lab but some teacher came n chase us out! wat a spoiler!!!!!!

interesting day!!!! :)))))

2006-02-06T20:18:00.000+08:00

today was a funny and interesting day!!! first, during recess, as u pple would have already read Natt's post, me, Dori and Natt saw the infamous DENYSE! but that's (s)nort all! Natt! during choir, I saw her AGAIN! in the foyer. she was with Mdm Lenny. probably doing her DC or something... saw her cleaning the trophys at the statue of the spirit of TKGS there... den when she walked past me, i juz happened to look at her and guess what?! THE STUPID TWIT OF A SEC ONE gave me the evil eye. not wanting to seem like a pushover to a mere sec one, i gave her one back. (and Natt, you know how scary i look when i open my eyes big big.) how dare she?! i mean i just happened to casually look and she glared at me. *rolls eyes* 2/9ers! unleash your bitchy side and give her the evil eye whenever you see her!

why are this year's batch of sec ones so...... intolerable? i mean, we were hardly like this last year. my own random thought. the sec ones this year have such unique names! like, Classical, ANOTHER Jeanette, and JEANETTE TAN somemore! lol! and of course my dear Sop One junior... DORY! so cute rite her name. okay, so anyway as i was saying... this year's sec ones are so irritating! and they are all so trying to act like they own the sch and dat they very senior like that when they are JUST SQUISHY LITTLE IGNORANT SEC ONES. they hardly even spent a year in TKGS yet. i bet their wallets/pencil cases are all MYUK(you know, the brand from THE WALLET SHOP). MYUK equals to person trying to act cool by acting as if she has ''character'' and ''attitude''. hello?! ''Do I look like I freakin care?(as quoted from the MYUK pencil case)'' like, i didnt even ask you whether you look like you freaking care or not what. so the statement itself DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. and if a person REALLY DOES have an attitude or character, chances are, he/she will not even try to tell the whole world he/she has hasan attitude/character. anyway, my point is MYUK lovers are such posers. im sorry if i offend anyone who likes MYUK stuff, but thats what i think.

so Sec Ones, dont think that by acting cool and acting like you own the school will make you well liked. please, everyone can see through you all. but of course there are nice sec ones lah. like dear Dory. :)

oh and I feel quite disgusted by a certain someone from my class. coz she was Denyse's buddy or smth and she wrote a letter to Denyse saying, get this, SHE IS JEALOUS THAT DENYSE HAS A BOYFRIEND. eww. and the worst part. you wanna know what Denyse replied? ''Dont have to be jealous lah. you will get one someday too.'' i was stifling a laugh when i read that. not because i think that girl from my class will not get a bf next time or smth, but because of the ridiculousness of Denyse's words. seriously. who is she to give such advice to my classmate? shes YOUNGER than us, for goodness' sake. and her own bf? dun even talk abt him! ridiculous! she reply back as though shes very ''experienced'' in relationship stuff like that! HAHAHAHA! MAKES ME WANNA LAUGH!!!

on a lighter note, today while i was going in to Mini Toons in Parkway, the lady there greeted us with a ''welcome to mini toons'' except it didnt sound like ''welcome to mini toons FULLSTOP or even EXCLAMATION MARK.'' it sounded like '' welcome to mini toons? QUESTION MARK'' LOL!!! really lor! her tone was like as though it was a question mark like that! hahaha :) ok ciao for now. :) and why is Natt STILL not online?

2006-02-02T11:35:00.000+08:00

ANOTHER DAY!! whoopee. natalie: heyheyys. sch was ok today. nettes hair so GUAIKIA!!! hahahs. =X anyway, mrs william was a total nag-head today. she went jabberjabber the whole legacy lesson. mrs pang's lesson was worst. she treats us like kindy-kids, calling us: children, and herself-teacher. wth?!! and preaw was getting so annoyed when she keeps saying we're A-STUDENTS. well.. i was pretty much annoyed too. later recess was INTERESTING. pls go to natalie's blog to find out. oohh- im so supense-creating. bahahaha...

ok.. nette did her twit lang. now my turn. i noe many ppl wont wanna bother reading it but ohwell. its for the fun of it.

hiHix!! w0 sh0 l0nG diiNt wRitE liiKe tHaTt leRrHhx.. s0bs0bbx... ppL sAy tiiShh iShh cAlleDd tWiiTiishh w0rrhx. d0n0 wAdS thT dErrHhx nEhhx. www.destinee-zhuzhu.blogspot.com ha0o bUu hAo0?? mUstt rMb w0rrhx. lAteRr ii cRycRyy s0bs0bb u diE w0rhhx. i cAll miiE zHu lAo0g0nG c0mE fiiNd eUU n0rhhx. [and they'll go:] iM rEally s0wwiiE my dArlliinggdEaRr.. iM sh0sh0 s0wwiiE f0rr mAkiiNg eUu sh0 sAdd, aNd mAkiing uR p0orr haRt sHatTerR sh0 mUcHiiex mUaCkxmuAckkkx.. [and ohyea.. they like to say:] iHARTShiim [WADEVA!!]

ahyaa. i more pro ehh nette??? u dint add those chi words they like to add in between MUAHAHAA.. so wats the whole use of writing like tht. it jus shows that they're like ahlians la. me and nette were suppose to act like twits taking pics today. but oHWELL NOTIME.. sososo. yup. im done n tired.

=D

2006-01-31T17:25:00.000+08:00

Jeanette here. keep ur eyes peeled, pple, for irritating stuff i am gonna type. (and no, i am not trying to copycat MOT.) and please do not give up reading halfway! its nice i promise!

tiiShH iSHhH a pWoSsT sPeciiAlLy dEdiiCatEdDdd tUuU tWitSsss dER nOrHSSS.hEexheEx. tHe aUtHooRR dOeSs nOrRt uNdERsTaNd wHy tWiitsssS liiKe tUuU tYpE liiKe tiiShHH dER nOrHHs. cAPs hErEe caPs tHeRe. wiiTh aLL tHe rEdUndAnttt ''R''s and ''i''s eg. nORt aNd tWiiiiitsS. hEeExhEeEX. oHhH wELLs... aYeE dUuNn uNdeRRRsTanddd wHy twIItsS liikeE tUuU mAkE tHeIrR liiFeS miiSerAbLeE bY tYpiiNG liiKe tiiShH dER nOrHsS. heExhEeEXx. wELL aYe guEsS tWiiTsS hAvE nOoO bRaiiNsS dER nOrHsS. hEeXxhEeXX. aNd aSs qUotEdD bY GeOrgiiiinA : ''iii aMm a deePwEEsiiOniisTs dER nOrHsS. i geT sSAaD eAsiiLy saD dER nOrhSs''heExhEeXx. twiiTsS liiKeE tUuU aCt sAdD dER norrrHs. tHeY wiiLL pRetEnD tuUu sAyY liikEeE ''mY heaRRt isHh sHatTeRreD iiNn a miiiliiOnN piieCes bEcOsHh oRfF eUu." hhoW ii nOe iiTs fAkE? BECAUSE THEY TYPE THAT LIKE EVERYDAY. THEY CANT BE SAD EVERYTIME RITE?! aNd tHe tHiiNg iShH, nOtHiinGggg sAdD hAppEneD, buUttt tHeY jUssTT waNt tUuuuU aCtT sAdD niiAsS. heeXhEEx. aNd nO dOuBtt tHeY liiKe tUuU aCt sAdDD, tHeY aLsoOoO liiKeEeE tuUuU aCtt cUutExX wOrxX. liiKe tHeY wiiLL sAyY : '' I aMm sOoO kAwAiiii nEhsS!!! bUtT eUu aReE noRT kAwAii wOrxX'' aNd tHeN tHeY wiiiLL pRocEEd tUuU tAkEe aCtT cUuUtE piicS. wiiTH tHeiiRR aCt cUUtEE pOseS. eG, pOutiiNg tHeiiRR liiPS aNdD oPeNiiNg tHeiiRR eYeS biiGG biiGG aNd tAkiiNG tHeir piic fRm a hiiGh anGLe. eUu nOeE wHaT ii mEaN??? oHh aNnDd aNoTheR aCt cUtE pOsE iShH tHe aCtiiNG sAd pOsE wHereE thE twiiTsS wiiLL acT sAdD bY maKiinG tHeiiRR eYeS sAddd aNd dOLEfUll aNd tHeY wiiL aLsO pOuT.hEexhEEx. aNd tHe vErY WORST pOsE. dErR tWiitSs wiiLL tAkE a pAcIIfiieR aNd sUcK iiT iiN tHeiiRR mOuthS. EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

okay comment about this blog entry. i love this blog entry lol so funny! :)

NETS IT!

2006-01-31T14:55:00.000+08:00

heyhey.. NATALIE here. the other net is posting too. kkk. so this blog is abt wat me and nette do 2gether and yadayada. so feel FREE to come along and just yea.. READ ur eyes out. or most importantly.. TALK TO US. firstly, we're two lil nets that are crazy or rather LAME. muahahahas. we're abt the same height, trying REELY hard to be taller than each other, and ya nette is the skinnier, bird-leggier one. we're both underweight and proud of that. hahaha.. but nette ah, soon going to be reduced to bones and become SEVERELY UNDERWEIGHT. just wait and see. recently, we have experienced mrs taufiq's WRATH and we're totally freaked out. so now we know, the once "sweet" mrs taufiq cannot be easily trifled with. so here we go, squeezing our way out for air in this crazy world of TKGians. and nette, [i promised this wud be a good AND long one] i wonder what the other net is talking abt. SO.... me n ok -jeaNETTE were just chtting normally on msn 2dae when i poured out my horrible-day feelings today to her. but welll, she did made me feel much better x)) ~haha thanks alot. but this time, not in the sarcastic way.

i was telling her abt my bytchy cousin who came to my place for CNY today. she practically STABBED ME WITH A KNIFE DIPPED IN HONEY.. so horrible. and i guess even my sisters cant b trusted. they rather support each other than care abt me. so first, lets call that bytch -cousin1 and her sister, cousin2.. we were talking abt earrings and stuff. cous2 said she liked my 2nd earhole but cous1 purposely said to MY sis like: NICOLETTE, dont you tink that PPL who pierced a 2nd earhole look like AHLIANS? wth??!!! guess wat, my sis said: YA.. wad a bad sister. nxt, when cous2 was chtting with me happily N excitedly, cous1 sat nxt to cous2 and whispered with her mouth not moving : DONT TALK TO HER. wad a totaly stuck-up. not like ANYONE wanna talk to her. shes UGLY. shes ACBC. shes SHOWOFF. shes a COPYCAT. shes SARCASTIC. shes a [most imp] BITCH!!!!! man, then later.. my sis theyall played sth. cous1 so obviously wasnt playing but she "ACTS" like she is. she actualy wrote a letter to her sis thn pass here n there and cous2 went LOL-ing. i felt so .... they're SO mean. my darn sis read it too. but i doubt she will tell me. haiz. my mom told em off later. they're stil at my house. but heck cares. so yea. nettes done. ME TOO. -

2006-01-30T22:22:00.000+08:00

yay!!!! the very first post on me and Natt's blog!! X) and its on CNY day too! :) hmm... was juz now chatting wif Natt on MSN when she told me abt her irritating beeyitch-of-a-cousin. lol. den we suddenly decided to have a joint blog! and i am so gonna post MORE here, since im too lazy to post at my own blog. LOL :)

its only the first post and im loving our blog already. gosh i sound like some kinda mother talking abt her baby or something... hahaha! why am i being so lame?! well i guess its my nature i guess...

oh since this is the first blog entry on me and Natt's blog, i shall tell you pple more abt me and Natt...

Personality : well i guess we're both quite erm... crazy?! lol! and according to our good friend Suzanna, we are... erm... rather sick in the head i guess.. OKAY OKAY i admit it! HAHA oh and we HATE twits whO tyPee likEe tiisHH noRhSs! TWITS ARE ANNOYING! haha. oh and we also have like this ''pai kia'' character in us. like only a VERY SMALL PERCENT. but we have been booked! arh!! :( booked for attire stuff.but we DO NOT have attitude problem. only to the pple we dun like. but basically we're pretty OKAY pple. lol.

oh and we're both born in December!!! YAY! we both LOVE being born in Dec! and we love MUTTONS IN THE MORNING! AND WE LOVE DISNEY CHANNEL!! (or at least i hope we do... lol! :)) AND WE LOVE OUR BLOG! and we're both lame. or at least I am. wahaha!

and Natalie is the class pretty flower! :) everyone says so! lol Nat dun act humble when u read dis. LOL! and im suppossed to write like a SUPER long post but its so short now only! lol! and Nat is in String Ensemble while im in lovely CHOIR! :)Natt's in tuition team hoping to go traning team. im in SOP 1 ! :) and i love choir! and Natalie is a PROFESSIONAL piano player! she like finished grade 8 already can! while i play violin im only like learning grade 7 and im playing horribly! and DUN ASK ME WHY I DUN JOIN STRING OKAY! i juz dun wanna learn two same things! lol. haha! okay shall blog more next time! :) CIAO!